Sung to the tune of “Let it Be” by the Beatles<\/p>\n
When I find my code in tons of trouble,
\nFriends and colleagues come to me,
\nSpeaking words of wisdom:
\n“Write in C.”<\/p>\n
As the deadline fast approaches,
\nAnd bugs are all that I can see,
\nSomewhere, someone whispers:
\n“Write in C.”<\/p>\n
Write in C, Write in C,
\nWrite in C, oh, Write in C.
\nLOGO’s dead and buried,
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
\nFor science it worked flawlessly.
\nTry using it for graphics!
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours,
\nDebugging some assembly,
\nSoon you will be glad to
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
Write in C, Write in C,
\nWrite in C, yeah, Write in C.
\nBASIC’s not the answer.
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
Write in C, Write in C
\nWrite in C, oh, Write in C.
\nPascal won’t quite cut it.
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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