{"id":987,"date":"2014-12-26T16:22:43","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T14:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=987"},"modified":"2014-12-26T16:22:43","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T14:22:43","slug":"seven-software-companies-added-to-watch-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=987","title":{"rendered":"Seven Software Companies Added to &#8220;Watch List&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New York &#8212; People for Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group&#8217;s &#8220;watch list&#8221; of companies that regularly practice software testing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There is no need for software to be mistreated in this way so that companies like these can market new products,&#8221; said Ken Grandola, spokesperson for PETS. &#8220;Alternative methods of testing these products are available.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>According to PETS, these companies force software to undergo lengthy and arduous tests, often without rest, for hours or days at a time. Employees are assigned to &#8220;break&#8221; the software by any means necessary, and inside sources report that they often joke<br \/>\nabout &#8220;torturing&#8221; the software.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s no joke,&#8221; said Grandola. &#8220;Innocent programs, from the day they are compiled, are cooped up in tiny rooms and &#8220;crashed&#8221; for hours on end. They spend their whole lives on dirty, ill-maintained computers, and are unceremoniously deleted when they&#8217;re not needed anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Grandola said the software is kept in unsanitary conditions and is infested with bugs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We know that alternatives to this horror exist,&#8221; he said, citing industry giant Microsoft Corporation as a company that has become successful without resorting to software testing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New York &#8212; People for Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group&#8217;s &#8220;watch list&#8221; of companies that regularly practice software testing. &#8220;There is no need for software to be mistreated in this way so that companies like these can market new products,&#8221; said Ken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,1334],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-software"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}