{"id":981,"date":"2014-12-26T16:11:15","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T14:11:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=981"},"modified":"2014-12-26T16:11:15","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T14:11:15","slug":"5-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-from-tech-support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=981","title":{"rendered":"5 Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Tech Support"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. “Duuuuuude! Bummer!”<\/li>\n
  2. “In layman’s terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.”<\/li>\n
  3. “Your problem can be fixed, but you’re going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.”<\/li>\n

  4. “Press 1 for Support.
    \nPress 2 if you’re with \u201860 minutes.’
    \nPress 3 if you’re with the FTC.”<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  5. “Hold on a second, please … Mom! Timmy’s hitting me!”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    “Duuuuuude! Bummer!” “In layman’s terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.” “Your problem can be fixed, but you’re going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.” “Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you’re with \u201860 minutes.’ Press 3 if you’re with the FTC.” “Hold on a second, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,1408],"class_list":["post-981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-technical-support"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}