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\ud83d\ude42<\/td>\nYour basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude09<\/td>\nWinky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and\/or sarcastic remark.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude41<\/td>\nFrowning smilie.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-I<\/td>\nIndifferent smilie. Better than Frowning but not quite as good as happy smilie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-><\/td>\nUser just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
>:-><\/td>\nUser just made a really devilish remark.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
>;-><\/td>\nWinky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Those are the basic ones. Here are some somewhat less common ones:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
(-:<\/td>\nUser is left handed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
%-)<\/td>\nUser has been staring at a monitor for 15 hours straight<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:*)<\/td>\nUser is drunk<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
[:<\/td>\nUser is a robot<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude0e<\/td>\nUser is wearing sunglasses<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
B:-)<\/td>\nSunglasses on head<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
::-)<\/td>\nUser wears normal glasses<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
B-)<\/td>\nUser wears horn-rimmed glasses<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
8:-)<\/td>\nUser is a little girl<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-)-8<\/td>\nUser is a Big girl<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-{)<\/td>\nUser has a mustache<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-{}<\/td>\nUser wears lipstick<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
{:-)<\/td>\nUser wears a toupee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
}:-(<\/td>\nToupee in an updraft<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-[<\/td>\nUser is a Vampire<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-E<\/td>\nBucktoothed vampire<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-F<\/td>\nBucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-7<\/td>\nUser juust made a wry statement<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-*<\/td>\nUser just ate something sour<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-)~<\/td>\nUser drools<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-~)<\/td>\nUser has a cold<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:’-(<\/td>\nUser is crying<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:’-)<\/td>\nUser is so happy, s\/he is crying<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-@<\/td>\nUser is screaming<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-#<\/td>\nUser wears braces<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:^)<\/td>\nUser has a broken nose<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:v)<\/td>\nUser has a broken nose, but it’s the other way<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:_)<\/td>\nUser’s nose is sliding off of his face<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:<)<\/td>\nUser is from an Ivy League School<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n:-&<\/td>\nUser is tongue tied.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
=:-)<\/td>\nUser is a hosehead<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-:-)<\/td>\nUser is a punk rocker<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-:-(<\/td>\n(real punk rockers don’t smile)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:=)<\/td>\nUser has two noses<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
+-:-)<\/td>\nUser is the Pope or holds some other religious office<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
`:-)<\/td>\nUser shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
,:-)<\/td>\nSame thing…other side<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
|-I<\/td>\nUser is asleep<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
|-O<\/td>\nUser is yawning\/snoring<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-Q<\/td>\nUser is a smoker<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude15<\/td>\nUser smokes a pipe<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
O-)<\/td>\nMegaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
O:-)<\/td>\nUser is an angel (at heart, at least)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude1b<\/td>\nNyahhhh!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-S<\/td>\nUser just made an incoherent statement<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude00<\/td>\nUser is laughing (at you!)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-X<\/td>\nUser’s lips are sealed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-C<\/td>\nUser is really bummed<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<|-)<\/td>\nUser is Chinese<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<|-(<\/td>\nUser is Chinese and doesn’t like these kind of jokes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-\/<\/td>\nUser is skeptical<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
C=:-)<\/td>\nUser is a chef<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
@=<\/td>\nUser is pro-nuclear war<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
*<:-)<\/td>\nUser is wearing a Santa Claus Hat<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude2e<\/td>\nUh oh!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(8-o<\/td>\nIt’s Mr. Bill!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
*:o)<\/td>\nAnd Bozo the Clown!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
3:]<\/td>\nPet smilie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
3:[<\/td>\nMean Pet smilie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
d8=<\/td>\nYour pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
E-:-)<\/td>\nUser is a Ham radio operator<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-9<\/td>\nUser is licking his\/her lips<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
%-6<\/td>\nUser is braindead<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
[:-)<\/td>\nUser is wearing a walkman<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
(:I<\/td>\nUser is an egghead<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<:-I<\/td>\nUser is a dunce<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
K:P<\/td>\nUser is a little kid with a propeller beenie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
@:-)<\/td>\nUser is wearing a turban<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-0<\/td>\nNo Yelling! (Quiet Lab)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:-:<\/td>\nMutant Smilie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\nThe invisible smilie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-)<\/td>\nUser only has one eye<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
,-)<\/td>\nDitto…but he’s winking<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
X-(<\/td>\nUser just died<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
8 \ud83d\ude42<\/td>\nUser is a wizard<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.<\/p>\n

<\/FONT><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\ude42<\/td>\nMidget smilie<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:]<\/td>\nGleep…a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
=)<\/td>\nVariation on a theme…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:}<\/td>\nWhat should we call these? (what?)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude42<\/td>\nHappy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:><\/td>\nwhat?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:@<\/td>\nwhat?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude00<\/td>\nLaughter<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:I<\/td>\nHmmm…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\ud83d\ude41<\/td>\nSad<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:[<\/td>\nReal Downer<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:<<\/td>\nwhat?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:{<\/td>\nwhat?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:O<\/td>\nYelling<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:C<\/td>\nwhat?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:Q<\/td>\nwhat?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:,(<\/td>\nCrying<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
]<\/td>\nHugs and<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
:*<\/td>\nKisses<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
|I<\/td>\nAsleep<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
|^o<\/td>\nSnoring<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\ud83d\ude42 Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement. \ud83d\ude09 Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and\/or sarcastic remark. \ud83d\ude41 Frowning smilie. :-I Indifferent smilie. Better than Frowning but not quite as good as happy smilie :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,999,1327],"class_list":["post-958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-messages","tag-smiley"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}