A computer was something on tv
\nFrom a science fiction show
\nA window was something you hated to clean…
\nAnd ram was the cousin of a goat…<\/p>\n
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
\nAnd gig was your middle finger upright
\nNow they all mean different things
\nAnd that really mega bytes<\/p>\n
An application was for employment
\nA program was a tv show
\nA cursor used profanity
\nA keyboard was a piano<\/p>\n
Memory was something that you lost with age
\nA cd was a bank account
\nAnd if you had a 3 1\/2″ floppy
\nYou hoped nobody found out<\/p>\n
Compress was something you did to the garbage
\nNot something you did to a file
\nAnd if you unzipped anything in public
\nYou’d be in jail for a while<\/p>\n
Log on was adding wood to the fire
\nHard drive was a long trip on the road
\nA mouse pad was where a mouse lived
\nAnd a backup happened to your commode<\/p>\n
Cut you did with a pocket knife
\nPaste you did with glue
\nA web was a spider’s home
\nAnd a virus was the flu<\/p>\n
I guess I’ll stick to my pad and paper
\nAnd the memory in my head
\nI hear nobody’s been killed in a computer crash
\nBut when it happens they wish they were dead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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