Sung to the Tune of Rawhide<\/p>\n
Loading, loading, loading,
\nDamn this Java coding,
\nFeeling of foreboding, Reload!
\nThe Applet says it’s running,
\nAnd that big gray block is stunning,
\nBut the screen remains as blank as my mind<\/p>\n
Netscape crash, Boot ’em up!
\nNet goes down, Dial back!
\nLogging on, Still off-line!
\nReload!<\/p>\n
Try it now, Still not up!
\nNetscape crashed, What, again?
\nBoot it up, Log it in,
\nReload!<\/p>\n
Tighten, tweaking’, smoothen,
\nThey say the codes improvin’,
\nSo how come I’m still usin’ “reload”?
\nI’m tired of all this waitin’,
\nJust give me .gif animation,
\nThis code is only good for wasting time,
\nThe applet says it’s running,
\nAnd gray block is quite stunning,
\nBut the screen remains as blank as my mind,<\/p>\n
(Midi solo)<\/p>\n
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
\nbeep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
\nbeep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
\nbeep, beep,<\/p>\n
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
\nbeep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
\nbeep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
\nbeep, beep,<\/p>\n
Netscape crash, Boot ’em up!
\nNet goes down, Dial back!
\nLogging on, Still off-line!
\nReload!<\/p>\n
Try it now, Still not up!
\nNetscape crashed, What, again?
\nBoot it up, Log it in,
\nReload! Reload!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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