{"id":921,"date":"2014-12-26T12:06:25","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T10:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=921"},"modified":"2014-12-26T12:06:25","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T10:06:25","slug":"hidden-windows-commands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=921","title":{"rendered":"Hidden Windows Commands"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>System Failure &#8211; Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.<\/li>\n<li>Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.<\/li>\n<li>Press any key except&#8230; no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!<\/li>\n<li>Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.<\/li>\n<li>Close your eyes and press escape three times.<\/li>\n<li>Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.<\/li>\n<li>This is a message from God Gates: &#8220;Rebooting the world. Please log off.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>To &#8220;shut down&#8221; your system, type &#8220;WIN.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>File not found. Should I fake it? (Y\/N)<\/li>\n<li>Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y\/N)<\/li>\n<li>Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.<\/li>\n<li>Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y\/N)<\/li>\n<li>WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCILANDPAPER.SYS)<\/li>\n<li>User Error: Replace user &#8211; now get out of here!<\/li>\n<li>Windows VirusScan 1.0 &#8211; &#8220;Windows found: Remove it? (Y\/N)&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Welcome to Microsoft&#8217;s World &#8211; Your Mortgage is Past Due&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>System Failure &#8211; Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. Press any key except&#8230; no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test. Close your eyes and press escape three times. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. This is a message from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,999],"class_list":["post-921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-messages"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}