{"id":911,"date":"2014-12-25T22:02:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-25T20:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=911"},"modified":"2014-12-25T22:02:19","modified_gmt":"2014-12-25T20:02:19","slug":"i-want-my-ftp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=911","title":{"rendered":"I Want My FTP"},"content":{"rendered":"
(Sung to the tune of “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits)<\/div>\n

I want my
\nI want my
\nI want my FTP.<\/p>\n

Now look at them yo-yo’s that’s the way you do it
\nYou get the files from the FTP
\nThat ain’t programming, that’s the way you do it
\nPrograms for nothing and the code is free
\nNow that ain’t programming, that’s the way you do it
\nLet me tell you those guys aren’t pissed
\nMaybe break a nail on your little finger,
\nMaybe get some numbness in your wrist.<\/p>\n

We’ve got to install operating systems
\nCustom software delivery
\nWe’ve got to move these manual pages
\nRTFM those RFCs.<\/p>\n

See the little user with his gifs and the jpegs
\nYeah buddy he’s got root
\nThat little user got his own workstation
\nThat little user got his own disk to boot.<\/p>\n

We’ve got to install operating systems
\nCustom software delivery
\nWe’ve got to move these manual pages
\nRTFM those RFCs.<\/p>\n

I should’ve learned to run xarchie
\nI should’ve learned to play them games
\nLook at that mama, her gif is sticking in the monitor
\nMan we could have some fun
\nAnd he’s up there, what’s that? Orgasm noises?
\nPlaying sound files like a grade-school geek
\nThat ain’t programming that’s the way you do it
\nGet your programs for nothing get your code for free.<\/p>\n

We’ve got to install operating systems
\nCustom software delivery
\nWe’ve got to move these manual pages
\nRTFM those RFCs.<\/p>\n

Now that ain’t programming, that’s the way you do it
\nYou get your programs from the FTP
\nThat ain’t programming that’s the way you do it
\nPrograms for nothing and your code for free
\nPrograms for nothing and code for free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Sung to the tune of “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits) I want my I want my I want my FTP. Now look at them yo-yo’s that’s the way you do it You get the files from the FTP That ain’t programming, that’s the way you do it Programs for nothing and the code is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,684,1337],"class_list":["post-911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-ftp","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}