{"id":91,"date":"2014-12-21T12:33:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=91"},"modified":"2014-12-21T12:33:10","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:33:10","slug":"all-i-really-need-to-know-i-learned-in-kindergarten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by Robert Fulghum<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Share everything.<\/li>\n<li>Play fair.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t hit people.<\/li>\n<li>Put things back where you found them.<\/li>\n<li>Clean up your own mess.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t take things that aren&#8217;t yours.<\/li>\n<li>Say you&#8217;re sorry when you hurt somebody.<\/li>\n<li>Wash your hands before you eat.<\/li>\n<li>Flush.<\/li>\n<li>Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.<\/li>\n<li>Live a balanced life&#8211;learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.<\/li>\n<li>Take a nap every afternoon.<\/li>\n<li>When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.<\/li>\n<li>Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.<\/li>\n<li>Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup&#8211;they all die. So do we.<\/li>\n<li>And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned&#8211;the biggest word of all&#8211;LOOK.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Robert Fulghum &nbsp; Share everything. Play fair. Don&#8217;t hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don&#8217;t take things that aren&#8217;t yours. Say you&#8217;re sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,884,924],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-kindergarten","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}