{"id":87,"date":"2014-12-21T12:29:30","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=87"},"modified":"2014-12-21T12:29:30","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:29:30","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-my-guardian-angel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from My Guardian Angel"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Know all the possibilities of your impossible dream.<\/li>\n<li>Leave space in your relationships so you&#8217;ll have lots of room to play.<\/li>\n<li>Be yourself.<\/li>\n<li>Forgive, forget, and forge ahead.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s easier to fly when you take yourself lightly.<\/li>\n<li>Reach out and touch someone lightly with your wing.<\/li>\n<li>Love is the only four letter word you need to know.<\/li>\n<li>Whenever you hear a bell, another angel has earned their wings.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s okay to cry during sad movies.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t postpone joy to scrub the bathroom or clean the garage.<\/li>\n<li>Love mother earth.<\/li>\n<li>Whenever you feel afraid, get a new box of crayons.<\/li>\n<li>Carry a spare set of wings in your pocket.<\/li>\n<li>Wherever you go, that is where you will be.<\/li>\n<li>Spread your wings and fly.<\/li>\n<li>Always be an angel-on-call for a friend.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Know all the possibilities of your impossible dream. Leave space in your relationships so you&#8217;ll have lots of room to play. Be yourself. Forgive, forget, and forge ahead. It&#8217;s easier to fly when you take yourself lightly. Reach out and touch someone lightly with your wing. Love is the only four letter word you need [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,138,924],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-angel","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}