{"id":85,"date":"2014-12-21T12:28:31","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=85"},"modified":"2014-12-21T12:28:31","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:28:31","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-in-life-i-learned-from-my-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know in Life I Learned from My Girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Good times are even better when they&#8217;re shared.<\/li>\n<li>A long talk can cure almost anything.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets.<\/li>\n<li>Listening is just as important as talking.<\/li>\n<li>An understanding friend is better than a therapist and cheaper too!<\/li>\n<li>Laughter makes the world a happier place.<\/li>\n<li>Friends are like wine; they get better with age.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.<\/li>\n<li>Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!<\/li>\n<li>When it comes to &#8220;bonding&#8221;, females do it better.<\/li>\n<li>You are never too old for a slumber party!<\/li>\n<li>Girls just want to have fun.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s important to make time to do &#8220;girl things&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Calories don&#8217;t count when you are having lunch (or any other food) with your girlfriends.<\/li>\n<li>Gems may be precious, but friendship is priceless!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good times are even better when they&#8217;re shared. A long talk can cure almost anything. Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets. Listening is just as important as talking. An understanding friend is better than a therapist and cheaper too! Laughter makes the world a happier place. Friends are like wine; they get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,718,924],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-girl","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}