{"id":845,"date":"2014-12-25T01:00:02","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T23:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=845"},"modified":"2014-12-25T01:00:02","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T23:00:02","slug":"high-tech-mother-goose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=845","title":{"rendered":"High Tech Mother Goose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mother McGee went to drive C:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;to find her poor Windows a byte<br \/>\nBut, when she enquired, all drive space expired<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;And not even Stacker would put it right.<\/p>\n<p>Little Miss Muffet opened her notebook<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;and called on WordPerfect to write<br \/>\nAlong came a spider, who sat down beside her,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;and explained how the function keys worked.<\/p>\n<p>Jack and Jill are married still<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;but things look kinda scary<br \/>\nHe loves a PC; she&#8217;s fond of a Mac<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;and RISC makes both of them wary.<\/p>\n<p>Mary had a little Lan<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, she wanted more<br \/>\nFirst she bought a lot of RAM<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;Then part interest in a computer store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mother McGee went to drive C: &nbsp;&nbsp;to find her poor Windows a byte But, when she enquired, all drive space expired &nbsp;&nbsp;And not even Stacker would put it right. Little Miss Muffet opened her notebook &nbsp;&nbsp;and called on WordPerfect to write Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, &nbsp;&nbsp;and explained how the function [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[786,1038,1172],"class_list":["post-845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-high-tech","tag-mother-goose","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}