{"id":841,"date":"2014-12-25T00:55:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T22:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=841"},"modified":"2014-12-25T00:55:07","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T22:55:07","slug":"a-high-tech-prayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=841","title":{"rendered":"A High Tech Prayer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<p>As I boot up my PC,<br \/>\nmy modem dailing next to me,<br \/>\nI ask the Lord, give me a sign&#8230;.<br \/>\nWill I ever get on-line?<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d kindly let me through,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll byte no more than I can chew.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll surf the waves amid the Net,<br \/>\nwith my mouse, my loyal pet.<\/p>\n<p>And through each window I will see<br \/>\nthe websites that are offered me.<br \/>\nResisting any chat room&#8217;s lure,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll download only what is pure.<\/p>\n<p>If system errors don&#8217;t prevail,<br \/>\nI vow to read all my e-mail.<br \/>\nIf you save me from a crash,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll dump my games into the trash.<\/p>\n<p>And please don&#8217;t take my CD-ROM!<br \/>\nThank you Lord, God Bless.com<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I boot up my PC, my modem dailing next to me, I ask the Lord, give me a sign&#8230;. Will I ever get on-line? If you&#8217;d kindly let me through, I&#8217;ll byte no more than I can chew. I&#8217;ll surf the waves amid the Net, with my mouse, my loyal pet. And through each [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,786,849,1187],"class_list":["post-841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-high-tech","tag-internet","tag-prayer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}