{"id":839,"date":"2014-12-25T00:50:50","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T22:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=839"},"modified":"2014-12-25T00:50:50","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T22:50:50","slug":"high-tech-outlaws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=839","title":{"rendered":"High Tech Outlaws"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Son of SIMM: His random acts of murder (RAM) are some of the most shocking in recent memory. Hates his motherboard.<\/li>\n<li>Billy the CAD: Fastest drawing program in the West.<\/li>\n<li>Pretty eBay Floyd: Modern-day Robin Hood auctions faux antiques to the rich and donates the spoils to failing dot-coms.<\/li>\n<li>Bugsy C++-gul: A good coder gone bad.<\/li>\n<li>Ted Bondi Blue: Set out to write a virus to attack Power Macs and iMacs but switched to PCs when he discovered VBScript.<\/li>\n<li>James URL Ray: Assassinated the leader of the 32-bit color coalition.<\/li>\n<li>Hack the Ripper: Brutally rips MP3s and burns them to CDs. Displays total disregard for copyright laws.<\/li>\n<li>SCSI Borden: Gave her mother 40 Macs.<\/li>\n<li>John Dellinger: Escaped from prison brandishing a Latitude carved from soap.<\/li>\n<li>John WAN Gacy: Your child&#8217;s worst nightmare: A network administrator, a basement, and a clown suit.<\/li>\n<li>Baby FaceBook Nelson: Worst criminal of them all. Well known for stealing time and identities. Wields a lethal Poke.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Son of SIMM: His random acts of murder (RAM) are some of the most shocking in recent memory. Hates his motherboard. Billy the CAD: Fastest drawing program in the West. Pretty eBay Floyd: Modern-day Robin Hood auctions faux antiques to the rich and donates the spoils to failing dot-coms. Bugsy C++-gul: A good coder gone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,786,1113],"class_list":["post-839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-high-tech","tag-outlaws"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}