{"id":831,"date":"2014-12-24T21:53:15","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T19:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=831"},"modified":"2014-12-24T21:53:15","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T19:53:15","slug":"yorn-uh-goood-ol-boy-ifin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Yorn uh Goood O&#8217;l Boy Ifin&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yorn uh goood O&#8217;l Boy ifin yah tink tha follin:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.<\/li>\n<li>LOG OFF: Don&#8217;t add no more wood.<\/li>\n<li>MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.<\/li>\n<li>DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.<\/li>\n<li>MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.<\/li>\n<li>FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.<\/li>\n<li>RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.<\/li>\n<li>HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.<\/li>\n<li>PROMPT: Whut the mail ain&#8217;t in the winter time.<\/li>\n<li>WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it&#8217;s cold outside.<\/li>\n<li>SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it&#8217;s blak fly season.<\/li>\n<li>BYTE: Whut them flys do.<\/li>\n<li>CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.<\/li>\n<li>MICRO CHIP: Whut&#8217;s in the bottom of the munchie bag.<\/li>\n<li>MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.<\/li>\n<li>DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix&#8217;s wife.<\/li>\n<li>LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.<\/li>\n<li>KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the keys.<\/li>\n<li>SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifs.<\/li>\n<li>MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.<\/li>\n<li>MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.<\/li>\n<li>PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine<\/li>\n<li>ENTER: Northerner talk fer &#8220;C&#8217;mon in y&#8217;all&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain&#8217;t &#8216;member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.<\/li>\n<li>MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yorn uh goood O&#8217;l Boy ifin yah tink tha follin: LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don&#8217;t add no more wood. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,924,1239],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-lists","tag-regional"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}