{"id":83,"date":"2014-12-21T12:27:16","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=83"},"modified":"2014-12-21T12:27:16","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:27:16","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-in-life-i-learned-from-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From Fishing"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>There is no such thing as too much equipment.<\/li>\n<li>When in doubt, exaggerate.<\/li>\n<li>If it feels good, it&#8217;s fishing.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone has a story about the one that got away.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s good to be at the top of the food chain.<\/li>\n<li>Even the best lines get weak after they&#8217;ve been used a few times.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes you&#8217;ve really got to squirm to get off the hook.<\/li>\n<li>Cast everything in the best light possible.<\/li>\n<li>Keep one eye on your bobber at all times.<\/li>\n<li>Life is a stream of consciousness thing.<\/li>\n<li>Take time to smell the fishes.<\/li>\n<li>I fish therefore I am.<\/li>\n<li>The way to a fisherman&#8217;s heart is through his fly.<\/li>\n<li>You never forget your first bite.<\/li>\n<li>A fishing line has a hook at one end and an optimist at the other.<\/li>\n<li>Fish always start to grow after they get away.<\/li>\n<li>Life is a can of worms.<\/li>\n<li>The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.<\/li>\n<li>Good things come to those who wade.<\/li>\n<li>When the going gets tough, the tough go fishing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no such thing as too much equipment. When in doubt, exaggerate. If it feels good, it&#8217;s fishing. Everyone has a story about the one that got away. It&#8217;s good to be at the top of the food chain. Even the best lines get weak after they&#8217;ve been used a few times. Sometimes you&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,651,924],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-fishing","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}