{"id":816,"date":"2014-12-24T21:40:41","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T19:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=816"},"modified":"2014-12-24T21:40:41","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T19:40:41","slug":"the-geek-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=816","title":{"rendered":"The Geek Test"},"content":{"rendered":"

These are geek wannabees. Now that geeks are in, everybody wants to be a geek. To tell the geeks from the pseudo-geeks, I’ve developed this test:<\/p>\n

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  1. When you open your phone bill, what do you do with it?\n
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    1. pay the bill<\/li>\n
    2. stick the bill in the mess on your desk<\/li>\n
    3. sit down and read the insert<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
    4. You have three choices of reading material. Which do you read?\n
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      1. the sports section of the paper<\/li>\n
      2. Wired Magzine<\/li>\n
      3. the dictionary<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
      4. Your prized possession would be…\n
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        1. one of Babe Ruth’s baseballs,<\/li>\n
        2. an autographed picture of Bill Gates<\/li>\n
        3. a map of the telephone company service areas for your state<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
        4. A major goal in your life is to…\n
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          1. get as rich as Bill Gates<\/li>\n
          2. develop a new game that will become wildly popular<\/li>\n
          3. track the response times of TIA versus PPP and SLIP<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

            Answers: If you answered A to each question, you’re definitely not a geek. If you answered B to each question, you’re a wanna-be. If you answered C to each question, you’re pure Geek and I’d like to meet you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            These are geek wannabees. Now that geeks are in, everybody wants to be a geek. To tell the geeks from the pseudo-geeks, I’ve developed this test: When you open your phone bill, what do you do with it? pay the bill stick the bill in the mess on your desk sit down and read the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,698,1224],"class_list":["post-816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-geek","tag-quiz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}