{"id":812,"date":"2014-12-24T21:35:29","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T19:35:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=812"},"modified":"2014-12-24T21:35:29","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T19:35:29","slug":"fun-with-unix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=812","title":{"rendered":"Fun with Unix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do get these responses.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>% make love<br \/>\nMake: Don&#8217;t know how to make love. Stop.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% got a light?<br \/>\nNo match.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% sleep with me<br \/>\nbad character<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% man: Why did you get a divorce?<br \/>\nman:: Too many arguments.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% make &#8216;heads or tails of all this&#8217;<br \/>\nMake: Don&#8217;t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% make sense<br \/>\nMake: Don&#8217;t know how to make sense. Stop.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% make mistake<br \/>\nMake: Don&#8217;t know how to make mistake. Stop.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% make bottle.open<br \/>\nMake: Don&#8217;t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% (-<br \/>\n(-: Command not found.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% make light<br \/>\nMake: Don&#8217;t know how to make light. Stop.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% date me<br \/>\nYou are not superuser: date not set Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 2012<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% man rear<br \/>\nNo manual entry for rear.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% If I had a ) for every dollar Obama spent, what would I have?<br \/>\nToo many )&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% * How would you describe Obama<br \/>\n*: Ambiguous.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% %Vice-President<br \/>\n%Vice-President: No such job.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% ls Obama-Ethics<br \/>\nObama-Ethics not found<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% &#8220;How would you rate Clinton&#8217;s senility?<br \/>\nUnmatched &#8220;.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?<br \/>\nMissing ]. |<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% ^How did the^sex change operation go?<br \/>\nModifier failed.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% who is my match?<br \/>\nNo match.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% set i=&#8221;Democratic_Platform&#8221;;mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i<br \/>\nDemocratic_Platform unreadable<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% awk &#8220;Polly, the ship is sinking&#8221;<br \/>\nawk: syntax error near line 1<br \/>\nawk: bailing out near line 1<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>% &#8216;thou shalt not commit adultery&#8217;<br \/>\nthou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do get these responses. % make love Make: Don&#8217;t know how to make love. Stop. % got a light? No match. % sleep with me bad character % man: Why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,698,1480],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-geek","tag-unix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}