{"id":81,"date":"2014-12-21T12:26:11","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=81"},"modified":"2014-12-21T12:26:11","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:26:11","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-the-easter-bunny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Easter Bunny"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Don&#8217;t put all your eggs in one basket.<\/li>\n<li>Walk softly and carry a big chocolate bunny.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t count your chickens before they are hatched.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s no such thing as too much candy.<\/li>\n<li>All work and no play can make you a basket case.<\/li>\n<li>A cute little tail always attracts a lot of attention.<\/li>\n<li>Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.<\/li>\n<li>Some body parts should be floppy.<\/li>\n<li>Keep your paws off other people&#8217;s jelly beans.<\/li>\n<li>Good things come in small sugar-coated packages.<\/li>\n<li>The grass is always greener in someone else&#8217;s basket.<\/li>\n<li>An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.<\/li>\n<li>To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.<\/li>\n<li>The best things in life are sweet and gooey and come in assorted colors.<\/li>\n<li>Get rid of all your black jelly beans.<\/li>\n<li>SO REMEMBER&#8230;ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t put all your eggs in one basket. Walk softly and carry a big chocolate bunny. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. Don&#8217;t count your chickens before they are hatched. There&#8217;s no such thing as too much candy. All work and no play can make you a basket case. A cute little tail [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,564,924],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-easter-bunny","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}