{"id":802,"date":"2014-12-24T20:57:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T18:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=802"},"modified":"2014-12-24T20:57:32","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T18:57:32","slug":"etch-a-sketch-technical-support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=802","title":{"rendered":"Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: What&#8217;s the shortcut for Undo?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: How do I create an empty New Document window?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: How do I Exit without Saving?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work?<br \/>\nA: Stop shaking it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What&#8217;s the shortcut for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[600,1408],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-etch-a-sketch","tag-technical-support"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}