In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry.<\/p>\n
Windows NT crashed.
\nI am the Blue Screen of Death.
\nNo one hears your screams.<\/p>\n
A file that big?
\nIt might be very useful.
\nBut now it is gone.<\/p>\n
The Web site you seek
\nCan not be located but
\nCountless more exist.<\/p>\n
Chaos reigns within.
\nReflect, repent, and reboot.
\nOrder shall return.<\/p>\n
ABORTED effort:
\nClose all that you have worked on.
\nYou ask way too much.<\/p>\n
Yesterday it worked.
\nToday it is not working.
\nWindows is like that.<\/p>\n
First snow, then silence.
\nThis thousand dollar screen dies
\nSo beautifully.<\/p>\n
With searching comes loss
\nAnd the presence of absence:
\n“My Novel” not found.<\/p>\n
The Tao that is seen
\nIs not the true Tao, until
\nYou bring fresh toner.<\/p>\n
Stay the patient course
\nOf little worth is your ire
\nThe network is down<\/p>\n
A crash reduces
\nYour expensive computer
\nTo a simple stone.<\/p>\n
Three things are certain:
\nDeath, taxes, and lost data.
\nGuess which has occurred.<\/p>\n
You step in the stream,
\nBut the water has moved on.
\nThis page is not here.<\/p>\n
Out of memory.
\nWe wish to hold the whole sky,
\nBut we never will.<\/p>\n
Having been erased,
\nThe document you’re seeking
\nMust now be retyped.<\/p>\n
Serious error.
\nAll shortcuts have disappeared.
\nScreen. Mind. Both are blank.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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