{"id":760,"date":"2014-12-24T20:22:36","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T18:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=760"},"modified":"2014-12-24T20:22:36","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T18:22:36","slug":"prayer-for-the-computer-addict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=760","title":{"rendered":"A Prayer for the Computer Addict"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God, grant me the serenity to accept a post I cannot change,<\/p>\n<p>Courage to walk past the computer without turning it on when I&#8217;m running late for work,<\/p>\n<p>And the wisdom to know the difference between &#8220;come to bed now&#8221; meaning &#8220;let&#8217;s have some fun&#8221; and &#8220;come to bed NOW&#8221; meaning &#8220;that computer has got to go&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>-Amen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God, grant me the serenity to accept a post I cannot change, Courage to walk past the computer without turning it on when I&#8217;m running late for work, And the wisdom to know the difference between &#8220;come to bed now&#8221; meaning &#8220;let&#8217;s have some fun&#8221; and &#8220;come to bed NOW&#8221; meaning &#8220;that computer has got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[103,406,1187],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-addict","tag-computer","tag-prayer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}