{"id":750,"date":"2014-12-24T20:12:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T18:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=750"},"modified":"2014-12-24T20:12:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T18:12:28","slug":"computer-t-shirt-slogans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=750","title":{"rendered":"Computer T-Shirt Slogans"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.<\/li>\n<li>As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.<\/li>\n<li>COFFEE.EXE missing &#8211; Insert Cup and Press Any Key.<\/li>\n<li>Southern DOS: Y&#8217;all reckon? (Yep\/Nope)<\/li>\n<li>Buy a Pentium 586\/90 so you can reboot faster.<\/li>\n<li>Backups! We don&#8217; NEED no steenking backups.<\/li>\n<li>4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.<\/li>\n<li>E Pluribus Modem<\/li>\n<li>Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes<\/li>\n<li>File not found. Should I fake it? (Y\/N)<\/li>\n<li>Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny<\/li>\n<li>Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are<\/li>\n<li>A main-frame: The biggest PC peripheral available.<\/li>\n<li>My software never has bugs. lt just develops undocumented features.<\/li>\n<li>An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting<\/li>\n<li>C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL<\/li>\n<li>CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y\/N)?<\/li>\n<li>C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN<\/li>\n<li><-------- The information went data way<\/li>\n<li>Does fuzzy logic tickle?<\/li>\n<li>Best file compression around- &quot;DEL *.*&quot; = 100% compression<\/li>\n<li>A computer&#8217;s attention span is as long as its power cord.<\/li>\n<li>The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.<\/li>\n<li>11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor&#8217;s Pentium<\/li>\n<li>BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding<\/li>\n<li>24 hours in a day &#8230; 24 beers in a case&#8230;Coincidence???<\/li>\n<li>The name is Baud, James Baud.<\/li>\n<li>Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.<\/li>\n<li>BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go<\/li>\n<li>Windows: Just another pane in the glass.<\/li>\n<li>SENILE.COM found&#8230; Out Of Memory&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!<\/li>\n<li>Who&#8217;s General Failure &amp; why is he reading my disk??<\/li>\n<li>C:Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!<\/li>\n<li>Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee.<\/li>\n<li>Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!<\/li>\n<li>RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.<\/li>\n<li>Why doesn&#8217;t DOS ever say &#8216;EXCELLENT&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?<\/li>\n<li>All computers wait at the same speed.<\/li>\n<li>Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.<\/li>\n<li>Go ahead, make my data!<\/li>\n<li>Smash forehead on keyboard to continue&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!<\/li>\n<li>E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.<\/li>\n<li>Help! I&#8217;m modeming&#8230; and I can&#8217;t hang up!!!<\/li>\n<li>All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?<\/li>\n<li>Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.<\/li>\n<li>DOS Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS<\/li>\n<li>Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS<\/li>\n<li>Press any key to continue or any other key to quit&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Press any key&#8230; no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!<\/li>\n<li>Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue &#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. COFFEE.EXE missing &#8211; Insert Cup and Press Any Key. Southern DOS: Y&#8217;all reckon? (Yep\/Nope) Buy a Pentium 586\/90 so you can reboot faster. Backups! 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