{"id":75,"date":"2014-12-21T12:15:48","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=75"},"modified":"2014-12-21T12:15:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:15:48","slug":"everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-corporate-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Corporate America"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Indecision is the key to flexibility.<\/li>\n<li>The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.<\/li>\n<li>Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.<\/li>\n<li>Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.<\/li>\n<li>I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.<\/li>\n<li>One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.<\/li>\n<li>Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.<\/li>\n<li>There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.<\/li>\n<li>Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.<\/li>\n<li>The trouble with life is, you&#8217;re halfway through it before you realize it&#8217;s a do-it-yourself thing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indecision is the key to flexibility. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. Every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,872,924],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-job","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}