Blessings on this fine machine,
\nMay its data all be clean.
\nLet the files stay where they’re put,
\nAway from disk drives keep all soot.
\nFrom its screen shall come no whines,
\nLet in no spikes on power lines.
\nAs oaks were sacred to the Druids,
\nLet not the keyboard suffer fluids.
\nDisk full shall be no more than rarity,
\nThe memory shall not miss its parity.
\nFrom the modem shall come wonders,
\nWithout line noise making blunders.
\nMay it never catch a virus,
\nAnd all its software stay desirous.
\nOh let the printer never jam,
\nAnd turn my output into spam.
\nI ask of Eris, noble queen,
\nKeep Murphy far from this machine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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