{"id":730,"date":"2014-12-24T19:57:11","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T17:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=730"},"modified":"2014-12-24T19:57:11","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T17:57:11","slug":"an-emailchatroom-survival-kit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=730","title":{"rendered":"An Email\/Chatroom Survival Kit"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>AOL<br \/>\nAssholes On Line<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>ASAP<br \/>\nAs Soon As Possible<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>ASAFP<br \/>\nAs Soon As Friggin Possible<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>AWGTHTGTTA<br \/>\nAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>AWGTHTGTTSA<br \/>\nAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BFD<br \/>\nBig Fucking Deal<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BMD<br \/>\nBuy Me Dildo<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BTSOOM<br \/>\nBeats The Shit Out Of Me<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BT<br \/>\nByte This!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BTWBO<br \/>\nBe There With Bells On<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>CMF<br \/>\nCount My Fingers!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>CTC<br \/>\nChoking The Chicken<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>DBEYR<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t Believe Everything You Read<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>DHYB<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t Hold Your Breath<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>DILDO<br \/>\nDarlin&#8217; I&#8217;ll Lick De Ole<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>DILLIGAD<br \/>\nDo I Look Like I Give A Damn<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>DQYDJ<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t Quit Your Day Job<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>DYSTSOTT<br \/>\nDid You See The Size Of That Thing<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>FTASB<br \/>\nFaster Than A Speeding Bullet<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>FUBAR<br \/>\nFucked Up Beyond All Repair<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>FUBB<br \/>\nFucked Up Beyond Belief<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>FYI<br \/>\nFor Your Information<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>FYM<br \/>\nFor Your Misinformation<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>GR&amp;D<br \/>\nGrinning Running &amp; Ducking<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>HAK<br \/>\nHugs And Kisses<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>HUYA<br \/>\nHead Up Your A$$<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>HHOK<br \/>\nHa Ha, Only Kidding<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>HHO1\/2K<br \/>\nHa Ha, Only Half Kidding<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>HIOOC<br \/>\nHelp! I&#8217;m Out Of Coffee!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IANAC<br \/>\nI Am Not A Crook<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IFABCTE<br \/>\nI Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IITYWTMWYKM<br \/>\nIf I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IITYWTMWYBMAD<br \/>\nIf I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IITYWTMWYLMA<br \/>\nIf I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IIWM<br \/>\nIf It Were Me<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>ILSHIBAMF<br \/>\nI Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>ILSHIBMS<br \/>\nI Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IMHO<br \/>\nIn My Humble Opinion<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IMNSHO<br \/>\nIn My Not So Humble Opinion<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>KISS<br \/>\nKeep It Simple Stupid<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>LDTTWA<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s Do The Time Warp Again<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>LOL<br \/>\nLaughing Out Loud<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>LSHHTCMS<br \/>\nLaughed So Hard, Had To 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