{"id":73,"date":"2014-12-21T12:14:22","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=73"},"modified":"2014-12-21T12:14:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:14:22","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-my-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know I Learned from My Computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Share all your executables.<\/li>\n<li>Pay for your shareware.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t hit the computer.<\/li>\n<li>Back up files after you have found them.<\/li>\n<li>Clean up your own messy desktop.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t copy software that is not yours.<\/li>\n<li>Make a smiley when you send someone a nasty message.<\/li>\n<li>Wash your hands before you type.<\/li>\n<li>Flush your buffers.<\/li>\n<li>M &#038; Ms and a cold can of Coke are good for you.<\/li>\n<li>Live a student&#8217;s life&#8211;learn some and think some and MacDraw and IPaint and Readnews and play Tetris and hack every day some.<\/li>\n<li>Take a break every two hours from staring at the terminal.<\/li>\n<li>When you go out in the world, watch out for network traffic, hold connections and stick together.<\/li>\n<li>Be aware of wonder. Remember the little bytes in the chip: The code goes in and the graphics come out and nobody really knows how or why, but computers are all like that.<\/li>\n<li>Pets and Lisas and DN350s and even the little bytes in the chip all die. So do we.<\/li>\n<li>And then remember the Computer Reference Manuals and the first command you learned&#8211;the biggest command of all&#8211;Quit.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Share all your executables. Pay for your shareware. Don&#8217;t hit the computer. Back up files after you have found them. Clean up your own messy desktop. Don&#8217;t copy software that is not yours. Make a smiley when you send someone a nasty message. Wash your hands before you type. Flush your buffers. M &#038; Ms [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,406,924],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-computer","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}