{"id":716,"date":"2014-12-23T22:47:53","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T20:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=716"},"modified":"2014-12-23T22:47:53","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T20:47:53","slug":"browser-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=716","title":{"rendered":"Browser Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">(Sung to Janis Joplin&#8217;s &#8220;Mercedes Benz&#8221;)<\/div>\n<p>Oh Lord won&#8217;t you find me a browser that works<br \/>\nI&#8217;m tired of all this trashware, I&#8217;m tired of all these jerks<br \/>\nWorked hard all my life, Lord, no time for these quirks<br \/>\nSo Lord won&#8217;t you find me a browser that works<\/p>\n<p>Oh Lord, bought a puter that came with IE,<br \/>\nSmall drive though, want FireFox, less bloated ya see.<br \/>\nWent through the install, defaults to IE,<br \/>\nOh Lord, bought a puter that came with IE.<\/p>\n<p>Oh Lord, I called Redmond, for help with the mess,<br \/>\nMust have been lots others, least-wise I guess.<br \/>\nHeard &#8220;All circuits are busy&#8221;, and then just a hiss,<br \/>\nOh Lord, I called Redmond, for help with the mess.<\/p>\n<p>Oh Lord, I was desperate, turned to Ing,<br \/>\nWith question in hand, just another postee.<br \/>\nFound answers, trashed Windows 8, and tried BSD.<br \/>\nOh Lord, I love them, they fixed it for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Sung to Janis Joplin&#8217;s &#8220;Mercedes Benz&#8221;) Oh Lord won&#8217;t you find me a browser that works I&#8217;m tired of all this trashware, I&#8217;m tired of all these jerks Worked hard all my life, Lord, no time for these quirks So Lord won&#8217;t you find me a browser that works Oh Lord, bought a puter that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[406,407,1337],"class_list":["post-716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-computer","tag-computer-bugs","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}