{"id":71,"date":"2014-12-21T11:47:05","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=71"},"modified":"2014-12-21T11:47:05","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:47:05","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-by-drinking-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned by Drinking Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I am productive! I am productive! I am productive!<\/li>\n<li>Better latte than never.<\/li>\n<li>A day without coffee is like night&#8230;you sleep through it.<\/li>\n<li>We all have to do the daily grind.<\/li>\n<li>Espresso yourself.<\/li>\n<li>Automatic drip defines most people&#8217;s personalities.<\/li>\n<li>Stand your grounds.<\/li>\n<li>If the spoon doesn&#8217;t dissolve, it ain&#8217;t coffee.<\/li>\n<li>I love the caffeine; it&#8217;s the rich taste I could do without.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t stop till you&#8217;re shaking.<\/li>\n<li>Impatience is a virtue.<\/li>\n<li>Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night.<\/li>\n<li>Who needs sleep when you&#8217;ve got coffee?<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s no rest for the caffeinated.<\/li>\n<li>Decaf is for sissies.<\/li>\n<li>Man cannot live by coffee alone &#8211; donuts are pretty essential too.<\/li>\n<li>There is no such thing as a free refill.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s okay to be full of beans sometimes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am productive! I am productive! I am productive! Better latte than never. A day without coffee is like night&#8230;you sleep through it. We all have to do the daily grind. Espresso yourself. Automatic drip defines most people&#8217;s personalities. Stand your grounds. If the spoon doesn&#8217;t dissolve, it ain&#8217;t coffee. I love the caffeine; it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,389,924],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-coffee","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}