{"id":692,"date":"2014-12-23T21:32:45","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T19:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=692"},"modified":"2014-12-23T21:32:45","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T19:32:45","slug":"12-step-program-of-recovery-for-web-addicts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=692","title":{"rendered":"A 12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.<\/li>\n
  2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.<\/li>\n
  3. I will get dressed before noon.<\/li>\n
  4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.<\/li>\n
  5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.<\/li>\n
  6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.<\/li>\n
  7. I will read a book…if I still remember how.<\/li>\n
  8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.<\/li>\n
  9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.<\/li>\n
  10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.<\/li>\n
  11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.<\/li>\n
  12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime…and the Web will always be there tomorrow!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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