{"id":690,"date":"2014-12-23T18:03:16","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T16:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=690"},"modified":"2014-12-23T18:03:16","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T16:03:16","slug":"the-twelve-bugs-of-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=690","title":{"rendered":"The Twelve Bugs of Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<p><P>For the first bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/p>\n<p><P>For the second bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/p>\n<p><P>For the third bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me<br \/>\nRun with the debugger<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me<br \/>\nAsk for a dump<br \/>\nRun with the debugger<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/p>\n<p><P>For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me<br \/>\nReinstall the software<br \/>\nAsk for a dump<br \/>\nRun with the debugger<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me<br \/>\nSay they need an upgrade<br \/>\nReinstall the software<br \/>\nAsk for a dump<br \/>\nRun with the debugger<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me:<br \/>\nFind a way around it<br \/>\nSay they need an upgrade<br \/>\nReinstall the software<br \/>\nAsk for a dump<br \/>\nRun with the debugger <BR\nTry to reproduce it \nAsk them how they did it and \nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me:<br \/>\nBlame it on the hardware<br \/>\nFind a way around it<br \/>\nSay they need an upgrade<br \/>\nReinstall the software<br \/>\nAsk for a dump<br \/>\nRun with the debugger<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me:<br \/>\nChange the documentation<br \/>\nBlame it on the hardware<br \/>\nFind a way around it<br \/>\nSay they need an upgrade<br \/>\nReinstall the software<br \/>\nAsk for a dump<br \/>\nRun with the debugger<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me :<br \/>\nSay it&#8217;s not supported<br \/>\nChange the documentation<br \/>\nBlame it on the hardware<br \/>\nFind a way around it<br \/>\nSay they need an upgrade<br \/>\nReinstall the software<br \/>\nAsk for a dump<br \/>\nRun with the debugger<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager<br \/>\nsaid to me:<br \/>\nTell them it&#8217;s a feature<br \/>\nSay it&#8217;s not supported<br \/>\nChange the documentation<br \/>\nBlame it on the hardware<br \/>\nFind a way around it<br \/>\nSay they need an upgrade<br \/>\nReinstall the software<br \/>\nAsk for a dump<br \/>\nRun with the debugger<br \/>\nTry to reproduce it<br \/>\nAsk them how they did it and<br \/>\nSee if they can do it again. <\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[370,407,1337],"class_list":["post-690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers","tag-christmas","tag-computer-bugs","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}