{"id":69,"date":"2014-12-21T11:45:57","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=69"},"modified":"2014-12-21T11:45:57","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:45:57","slug":"all-i-ever-needed-to-know-i-learned-from-blakes-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from Blake&#8217;s 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note &#8211; Blake&#8217;s 7 was a British science fiction series from the late 70&#8217;s to early 80&#8217;s. It was created by Terry Nation, noted for creating the Daleks for Dr. Who.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Trust is only dangerous when you have to rely on it.<\/li>\n<li>Reality is a dangerous concept.<\/li>\n<li>There is no logical reason why aliens should be hairy.<\/li>\n<li>I am not stupid, I&#8217;m not expendable, and I&#8217;m not going.<\/li>\n<li>No good deed goes unpunished.<\/li>\n<li>It is frequently easier to be honest when you have nothing to lose.<\/li>\n<li>Civilization has always depended on courtesy rather than truth.<\/li>\n<li>On Earth it is considered ill-mannered to kill your friends while committing suicide.<\/li>\n<li>The art of leadership is delegation.<\/li>\n<li>All that patience gets you is older.<\/li>\n<li>Show me someone who believes in something, and I will show you a fool.<\/li>\n<li>Regret is part of being alive &#8212; but keep it a small part.<\/li>\n<li>He who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.<\/li>\n<li>Infallibility depends on your point of view.<\/li>\n<li>There are times when even the most cynical must trust in luck.<\/li>\n<li>Heroics seldom run to schedule.<\/li>\n<li>Dignity, at all costs, dignity.<\/li>\n<li>The choice is very simple &#8212; either you can fight, or you can die.<\/li>\n<li>In the end, winning is the only safety.<\/li>\n<li>Power usually makes its own rules.<\/li>\n<li>Some days are better than others, Section Leader.<\/li>\n<li>It is not necessary to become irrational in order to prove that one cares; indeed, it is not necessary to prove it at all.<\/li>\n<li>While there&#8217;s life, there&#8217;s threat.<\/li>\n<li>Luck has nothing to do with it.<\/li>\n<li>Strategic withdrawl is running away, but with dignity.<\/li>\n<li>Idealism is a wonderful thing; all you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use.<\/li>\n<li>Nobody is indispensible.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone&#8217;s entitled to one really bad mistake.<\/li>\n<li>In the end, your word is all there is, really.<\/li>\n<li>There are other rules, but you&#8217;ll find out what those are when you break them.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note &#8211; Blake&#8217;s 7 was a British science fiction series from the late 70&#8217;s to early 80&#8217;s. It was created by Terry Nation, noted for creating the Daleks for Dr. Who. Trust is only dangerous when you have to rely on it. Reality is a dangerous concept. There is no logical reason why aliens should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,246,280,924,1293],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-blakes-7","tag-british","tag-lists","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}