{"id":683,"date":"2014-12-23T17:53:40","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T15:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=683"},"modified":"2014-12-23T17:53:40","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T15:53:40","slug":"you-might-be-a-physics-major-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"You Might Be A Physics Major If&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>if you have no life &#8211; and you can PROVE it mathematically.<\/li>\n<li>if you enjoy pain.<\/li>\n<li>if you know vector calculus but you can&#8217;t remember how to do long division.<\/li>\n<li>if you chuckle whenever anyone says &#8220;centrifugal force.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>if you&#8217;ve actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.<\/li>\n<li>if when you look in a mirror, you see a physics major.<\/li>\n<li>if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.<\/li>\n<li>if you frequently whistle the theme song to &#8220;MacGyver.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>if you always do homework on Friday nights.<\/li>\n<li>if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.<\/li>\n<li>if you think in &#8220;math.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>if you&#8217;ve calculated that the World Series actually diverges.<\/li>\n<li>if you hesitate to look at something because you don&#8217;t want to break down its wave function.<\/li>\n<li>if you have a pet named after a scientist.<\/li>\n<li>if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.<\/li>\n<li>if the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger&#8217;s Cat experiment.<\/li>\n<li>if you can translate English into Binary.<\/li>\n<li>if you can&#8217;t remember what&#8217;s behind the door in the science building which says &#8220;Exit.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there&#8217;s a wind-chill factor in the lab.<\/li>\n<li>If you are completely addicted to caffeine.<\/li>\n<li>if you avoid doing anything because you don&#8217;t want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.<\/li>\n<li>if you consider ANY non-science course &#8220;easy.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.<\/li>\n<li>if the &#8220;fun&#8221; center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.<\/li>\n<li>if you&#8217;ll assume that a &#8220;horse&#8221; is a &#8220;sphere&#8221; in order to make the math easier.<\/li>\n<li>if you understood more than five of these indicators.<\/li>\n<li>if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>if you have no life &#8211; and you can PROVE it mathematically. if you enjoy pain. if you know vector calculus but you can&#8217;t remember how to do long division. if you chuckle whenever anyone says &#8220;centrifugal force.&#8221; if you&#8217;ve actually used every single function on your graphing calculator. if when you look in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[393,924,1163,1478],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collegeschool","tag-college","tag-lists","tag-physics","tag-university"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}