{"id":655,"date":"2014-12-23T16:53:50","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T14:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=655"},"modified":"2014-12-23T16:53:50","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T14:53:50","slug":"lifesavers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=655","title":{"rendered":"Lifesavers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. He blindfolded the children and then gave them all the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Red&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;cherry,&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Yellow&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;lemon,&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Green&#8230;.lime,&#8221;<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Orange&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.orange&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Finally the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; he said &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you all a clue, it&#8217;s what your mother may sometimes call your father.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: &#8220;Oh My God!!!! They&#8217;re assholes!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. He blindfolded the children and then gave them all the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Red&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;cherry,&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Yellow&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;lemon,&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Green&#8230;.lime,&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Orange&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.orange&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[577,919],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collegeschool","tag-elementary-school","tag-lifesaver"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}