{"id":65,"date":"2014-12-21T11:40:44","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=65"},"modified":"2014-12-21T11:40:44","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:40:44","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-my-bible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from My Bible"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Miracles happen<\/li>\n<li>Somebody loves me<\/li>\n<li>I am not alone<\/li>\n<li>The majority isn&#8217;t always right<\/li>\n<li>Wonderful things happen in dungeons<\/li>\n<li>Death is only skin deep<\/li>\n<li>Poverty is temporary and so is wealth<\/li>\n<li>He who dies with the most toys loses the most toys<\/li>\n<li>You can always go home again<\/li>\n<li>Things will look better in three days<\/li>\n<li>I always have at least one friend that is closer than a brother<\/li>\n<li>Family is everywhere<\/li>\n<li>There is always something good to look forward to<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miracles happen Somebody loves me I am not alone The majority isn&#8217;t always right Wonderful things happen in dungeons Death is only skin deep Poverty is temporary and so is wealth He who dies with the most toys loses the most toys You can always go home again Things will look better in three days [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,233,924],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-bible","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}