{"id":646,"date":"2014-12-23T16:32:22","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T14:32:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=646"},"modified":"2014-12-23T16:32:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T14:32:22","slug":"homework-schedule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=646","title":{"rendered":"Homework Schedule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: <\/P><\/p>\n<p>Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night.  This time should be budgeted in the following manner: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>15 minutes looking for assignment. <\/li>\n<li>11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment. <\/li>\n<li>23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children. <\/li>\n<li>8 minutes in the bathroom.<\/li>\n<li>10 minutes getting a snack.<\/li>\n<li>7 minutes checking the TV Guide. <\/li>\n<li>6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment. <\/li>\n<li>10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner: 15 minutes looking for assignment. 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment. 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[800,1289],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collegeschool","tag-homework","tag-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}