{"id":634,"date":"2014-12-23T15:15:51","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T13:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=634"},"modified":"2014-12-23T15:15:51","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T13:15:51","slug":"gradua-ooops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=634","title":{"rendered":"Gradua-ooops!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him\/her?<\/P><\/p>\n

Well,… if you like YOUR Dean as much as I like MY Dean, then you’d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I’d get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years.<\/p>\n

But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon).<\/p>\n

Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight in the eye. “Hey Bitch,” I said. “You’re so damn ugly… you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!”<\/p>\n

And then I walked off the stage, and went home. I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had imagined it would for the last four years.<\/p>\n

Today, I unwrapped my diploma, framed it, and hung it in the living room, where it proudly exclaims to the world:<\/p>\n