{"id":630,"date":"2014-12-23T15:11:59","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T13:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=630"},"modified":"2014-12-23T15:11:59","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T13:11:59","slug":"do-you-believe-in-ghosts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=630","title":{"rendered":"Do You Believe in Ghosts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A professor at the Texas A&#038;M gave a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, &#8220;How many people here believe in ghosts?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>About 90 students raise their hands.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, that&#8217;s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you&#8217;ve ever seen a ghost?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>About 40 students raised their hands.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s really good. I&#8217;m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>About 15 students raise their hands.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Three students raise their hands. &#8220;That&#8217;s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further&#8230;Have any of you ever made love to ghosts?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.<\/p>\n<p>The professor takes off his glasses, and says, &#8220;Son, in all the years I&#8217;ve been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You&#8217;ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he is at the front of the room, the professor asks, &#8220;So, Bubba, tell us what it&#8217;s like to have sex with ghosts?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bubba replied, &#8220;Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said, &#8216;Goats!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A professor at the Texas A&#038;M gave a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, &#8220;How many people here believe in ghosts?&#8221; About 90 students raise their hands. &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you&#8217;ve ever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[286,713,1426,1478],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collegeschool","tag-bubba","tag-ghost","tag-texas-am","tag-university"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}