Mine eyes have seen the horror
\nOf the ending of the term
\nIt has poisoned all my spirits
\nLike an apple with a worm
\nIt’s infected all my freedom
\nLike an ugly cancer germ
\nThe truth shall soon be known.<\/p>\n
Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
\nFailure and humiliation,
\nFailure, failure, academia,
\nThe truth shall soon be known.<\/p>\n
I have listened to the teachers
\nBut the homework leaves me cold
\nI have never done assignments
\nAlthough many times been told
\nI have even missed my classes
\nWhen I was feeling bold
\nThe truth shall soon be known<\/p>\n
Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
\nFailure and humiliation,
\nFailure, failure, academia,
\nThe truth shall soon be known.<\/p>\n
They are adding all my points up
\nAnd I haven’t earned but few
\nIn fact, I haven’t even gotten
\nMore than one or two
\nOh, if I could only find an answer
\nAnything to do
\nThe truth shall soon be known.<\/p>\n
Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
\nFailure and humiliation,
\nFailure, failure, academia,
\nThe truth shall soon be known.<\/p>\n
On the lines of every gradebook
\nThere is solemn news for me
\nThe worst is yet to come when
\nFinancial Aid ignores my plea
\nSo I guess the only answer is
\nTo drop my books and flee
\nThe truth shall soon be known.<\/p>\n
Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
\nFailure and humiliation,
\nFailure, failure, academia,
\nThe truth shall soon be known.<\/p>\n
Well, the end has finally come
\nAnd I have failed to pass a class
\nThough the fun and laughter, goofing off
\nWas really quite a gas
\nBut I won’t be in the numbers
\nOf the capped and gowned mass
\nThe truth was finally shown.<\/p>\n
Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
\nFailure, and humiliation,
\nFailure, failure, academia,
\nThe truth was finally known.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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