{"id":619,"date":"2014-12-23T14:55:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=619"},"modified":"2014-12-23T14:55:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:55:00","slug":"university-entrance-exam-football-player-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=619","title":{"rendered":"University Entrance Exam – Football Player Version"},"content":{"rendered":"

Time Limit: 3 weeks<\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n
  1. Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France?<\/li>\n

  2. History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions
    \n-OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  3. Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to\n
      \n
    1. build a bridge<\/li>\n
    2. sail the ocean<\/li>\n
    3. lead an army or<\/li>\n
    4. WRITE A PLAY<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
    5. Religion: What religion is the Pope?\n
        \n
      1. Jewish<\/li>\n
      2. Catholic<\/li>\n
      3. Hindu<\/li>\n
      4. Polish<\/li>\n
      5. Agnostic (circle only one)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
      6. Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?<\/li>\n
      7. Physics: What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?<\/li>\n
      8. Religion: How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)<\/li>\n
      9. Geography: What are people in America’s far north called?\n
          \n
        1. Westerners<\/li>\n
        2. Southerners<\/li>\n
        3. Northerners<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
        4. American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton.<\/li>\n
        5. European History: Six kings of England have been called George, last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.<\/li>\n
        6. Natural Science: Where does rain come from?\n
            \n
          1. Macy’s<\/li>\n
          2. a 7-11<\/li>\n
          3. Canada<\/li>\n
          4. the sky<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
          5. Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity?\n
              \n
            1. yes<\/li>\n
            2. no<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
            3. Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?<\/li>\n
            4. Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?<\/li>\n

            5. Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
              \nSpell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
            6. Architecture: Where is the basement in a three story building located?<\/li>\n
            7. Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?\n
                \n
              1. New York<\/li>\n
              2. Florida<\/li>\n
              3. Canada<\/li>\n
              4. Wisconsin<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
              5. Advanced Math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?<\/li>\n
              6. Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?<\/li>\n
              7. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?\n
                  \n
                1. B.C.<\/li>\n
                2. A.D.<\/li>\n
                3. still waiting<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n

                  You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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