{"id":614,"date":"2014-12-23T14:48:53","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=614"},"modified":"2014-12-23T14:48:53","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:48:53","slug":"you-may-be-a-true-elementary-school-teacher-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=614","title":{"rendered":"You May Be a True Elementary School Teacher If&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?<\/li>\n<li>Do you move your dinner partner&#8217;s glass away from the edge of the table?<\/li>\n<li>Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?<\/li>\n<li>Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?<\/li>\n<li>Do you refer to happy hour as &#8220;snack time?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Do you declare &#8220;no cuts&#8221; when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line?<\/li>\n<li>Do you say &#8220;I like the way you did that&#8221; to the mechanic who repairs your car nice?<\/li>\n<li>Do you ask &#8220;Are you sure you did your best?&#8221; to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?<\/li>\n<li>Do you sing the &#8220;Alphabet Song&#8221; to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?<\/li>\n<li>Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?<\/li>\n<li>Do you fold your spouse&#8217;s fingers over the coins as you hand him\/her the money at a tollbooth?<\/li>\n<li>Do you ask a quiet person at a party if he has something to share with the group?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If you answered yes to 4 or more, it&#8217;s in your soul &#8212; you are hooked on teaching.  And if you&#8217;re not a teacher, you missed your calling.<\/p>\n<p>If you answered yes to 8 or more, well, maybe it&#8217;s *too much* in your soul &#8212; you should probably begin thinking about retirement.<\/p>\n<p>If you answered yes to all 12, forget it &#8212; you&#8217;ll *always* be a teacher, retired or not!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home? Do you move your dinner partner&#8217;s glass away from the edge of the table? Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends? Do you hand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[1289,1406],"class_list":["post-614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collegeschool","tag-school","tag-teacher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}