{"id":602,"date":"2014-12-23T14:38:18","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=602"},"modified":"2014-12-23T14:38:18","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:38:18","slug":"english-education-at-its-finest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=602","title":{"rendered":"English Education at its Finest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following questions and answers were collated from recent British GCSE exams (16 year olds)!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Earth Science\n<ul>\n<p><li>Q: Name the four seasons.<br \/>\nA: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.<br \/>\nA: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: How is dew formed?<br \/>\nA: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What is a planet?<br \/>\nA: A body of earth surrounded by sky.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Sociology\n<ul>\n<p><li>Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?<br \/>\nA: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?<br \/>\nA: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Biology<br \/>\n<UL><\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What happens to your body as you age?<br \/>\nA: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?<br \/>\nA: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.<br \/>\nA: Premature death.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What is artificial insemination?<br \/>\nA: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?<br \/>\nA: Keep it in the cow.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What is the most common form of birth control?<br \/>\nA: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: Give the meaning of the term Caesarean Section.<br \/>\nA: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Q: What is a terminal illness?<br \/>\nA: When you are sick at the airport<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/UL><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>Technology\n<ul>\n<p><li>Q: What is a turbine?<br \/>\nA: Something an Arab wears on his head.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Religious Education\n<ul>\n<p><li>Q: What is a Hindu?<br \/>\nA: It lays eggs.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following questions and answers were collated from recent British GCSE exams (16 year olds)! Earth Science Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[280,609,1289],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collegeschool","tag-british","tag-exams","tag-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}