{"id":591,"date":"2014-12-23T14:26:03","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=591"},"modified":"2014-12-23T14:26:03","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:26:03","slug":"20-reasons-barfing-is-better-than-school-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=591","title":{"rendered":"20 Reasons Barfing is Better than School Food"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. After you barf, you feel better.<\/li>\n
  2. You can barf whenever you want.<\/li>\n
  3. When you barf, you don’t have to wait in line.<\/li>\n
  4. Barf is always warm.<\/li>\n
  5. You don’t have to sneak barf out of the cafeteria.<\/li>\n
  6. When you’re barfing, a bent spoon is an advantage.<\/li>\n
  7. You can lose weight barfing.<\/li>\n
  8. You don’t have to pay to barf.<\/li>\n
  9. Barf is SUPPOSED to look like that.<\/li>\n
  10. When you barf, you don’t have to come back for seconds.<\/li>\n
  11. You don’t have to barf everyday.<\/li>\n
  12. Barfing can never cause you to eat school food afterward.<\/li>\n
  13. You can barf without a photo ID.<\/li>\n
  14. Barf is organic and biodegradable.<\/li>\n
  15. They don’t ration barf.<\/li>\n
  16. After you barf, at least you know what you’ve eaten.<\/li>\n
  17. Plastic barf is funny; plastic school food is redundant.<\/li>\n
  18. You don’t have to barf the same thing five days in a row.<\/li>\n
  19. A dog will eat barf.<\/li>\n
  20. After you barf, at least there is some taste in your mouth.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    After you barf, you feel better. You can barf whenever you want. When you barf, you don’t have to wait in line. Barf is always warm. You don’t have to sneak barf out of the cafeteria. When you’re barfing, a bent spoon is an advantage. You can lose weight barfing. You don’t have to pay […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[197,1290,1499],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collegeschool","tag-barfing","tag-school-food","tag-vomiting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}