{"id":583,"date":"2014-12-23T14:20:30","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=583"},"modified":"2014-12-23T14:20:30","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:20:30","slug":"arizona-state-university-grading-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=583","title":{"rendered":"Arizona State University Grading System"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a list of the ways that professors at Arizona State University grade their final exams:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Department of Statistics<br \/>\nAll grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Psychology<br \/>\nStudents are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of History<br \/>\nAll students get the same grade they got last year.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Religion<br \/>\nGrade is determined by God.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Philosophy<br \/>\nWhat is a grade?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>English Department<br \/>\nYour final exam will be scored by totaling the weight of all the books you read this semester:<\/p>\n<ul>40+ pounds &#8211;  A<br \/>\n30  pounds &#8211;  B<br \/>\n20  pounds &#8211;  C<br \/>\n10  pounds &#8211;  D<br \/>\n&lt;10  pounds &#8211;  F<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<p><li>Law School<br \/>\nStudents are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Mathematics<br \/>\nGrades are variable.\n<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Physics<br \/>\nGrades are relative. but&#8230;<br \/>\nAll theoretical physics is really mathematics. See Above.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Chemistry<br \/>\nAll theoretical chemistry is really physics. See Above.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Biology<br \/>\nAll theoretical biology is really chemistry. See Above.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Logic<br \/>\nIf and only if<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the student is present for the final<br \/>\nand<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the student has accumulated a passing grade<br \/>\nthen<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the student will receive an A<br \/>\nelse<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the student will not receive an A.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Marxist Studies:<br \/>\nThe history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.  Therefore, everyone will now get the same grade!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Economics:<br \/>\nAll of your grades, as a collection, will reach the level where your marginal product (MP) of labor for each individual grade is equal.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Operations &#038; Logistics Management<br \/>\nGrades will be posted *at* 12:00 Noon. NOT 11:59 &#8212; NOT 12:01<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Department of Computer Science<br \/>\nRandom number generator determines grade, but&#8230; YOUR grade is an object in a class of its own.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Music Department<br \/>\nEach student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and &#8211; would be sharp and flat respectively).<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a list of the ways that professors at Arizona State University grade their final exams: Department of Statistics All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. Department of Psychology Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. 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