{"id":574,"date":"2014-12-23T14:05:50","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=574"},"modified":"2014-12-23T14:05:50","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T12:05:50","slug":"math-homework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=574","title":{"rendered":"Math Homework"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny was busy doing his homework.  As his mother approached she<br \/>\nheard:<\/p>\n<ul>\n&#8220;One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Three and three&#8230; &#8220;<\/ul>\n<p>His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math.  Little Johnny remarked that his teacher had taught him.<\/p>\n<p>His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework.  The next day she stormed into Little Johnny&#8217;s classroom and confronted the teacher. Little Johnny&#8217;s mother told her about Little Johnny&#8217;s different way of doing math and his claims that she taught it that way to the class.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher was flabbergasted.  She said that she couldn&#8217;t understand why Little Johnny had said what he did.  Then suddenly, she exclaimed, &#8220;Oh, I know&#8230; here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard: &#8220;One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.&#8221; &#8220;Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.&#8221; &#8220;Three and three&#8230; &#8220; His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher had taught him. His mother [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[926,973,1289],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collegeschool","tag-little-johnny","tag-math","tag-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}