Now I lay me down to sleep,
\nThe king-size bed is soft and deep..
\nI sleep right in the center groove
\nMy human cannot hardly move!<\/p>\n
I’ve trapped her legs, she’s tucked in tight
\nAnd here is where I pass the night
\nNo one disturbs me or dares intrude
\nTill morning comes and “I want food!”<\/p>\n
I sneak up slowly to begin
\nmy nibbles on my human’s chin.
\nShe wakes up quickly,
\nI have sharp teeth – And my claws I will unsheath<\/p>\n
For the morning’s here and it’s time to play
\nI always seem to get my way.
\nSo thank you Lord for giving me
\nThis human person that I see.<\/p>\n
The one who hugs me and holds me tight
\nAnd sacrifices her bed at night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Now I lay me down to sleep, The king-size bed is soft and deep.. I sleep right in the center groove My human cannot hardly move! I’ve trapped her legs, she’s tucked in tight And here is where I pass the night No one disturbs me or dares intrude Till morning comes and “I want […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,65],"tags":[322,1172,1187],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-poetry","tag-cat","tag-poetry","tag-prayer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}