{"id":55,"date":"2014-12-21T11:33:48","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=55"},"modified":"2014-12-21T11:33:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:33:48","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-my-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from My Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Life is hard and then you nap.<\/li>\n<li>Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours<\/li>\n<li>Variety is the spice of life:  One day ignore people, the next day annoy them and play with them when they&#8217;re busy.<\/li>\n<li>When in doubt, cop an attitude.<\/li>\n<li>Climb your way to the top &#8212; that&#8217;s why the drapes are there.<\/li>\n<li>Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone&#8217;s face.<\/li>\n<li>Make your mark in the world &#8212; or at least spray in each corner.<\/li>\n<li>When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.<\/li>\n<li>Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, &#8220;I care.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life is hard and then you nap. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them and play with them when they&#8217;re busy. When in doubt, cop an attitude. Climb your way to the top &#8212; that&#8217;s why the drapes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,322,924],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-cat","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}