{"id":53,"date":"2014-12-21T11:32:37","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=53"},"modified":"2014-12-21T11:32:37","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:32:37","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-a-snowman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from A Snowman"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s okay if you&#8217;re a little bottom heavy.<\/li>\n<li>Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.<\/li>\n<li>Wearing white is always appropriate.<\/li>\n<li>Winter is the best of the four seasons.<\/li>\n<li>It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s nothing better than a foul weather friend.<\/li>\n<li>The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re all made up of mostly water.<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;ve made it when they write a song about you.<\/li>\n<li>Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t get too much sun.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s embarrassing when you can&#8217;t look down and see your feet.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s fun to hang out in your front yard.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s no stopping you once you&#8217;re on a roll.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s okay if you&#8217;re a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. Winter is the best of the four seasons. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection. There&#8217;s nothing better than a foul weather friend. The key to life is to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,924,1333],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-lists","tag-snowman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}