{"id":520,"date":"2014-12-22T22:52:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T20:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=520"},"modified":"2014-12-22T22:52:10","modified_gmt":"2014-12-22T20:52:10","slug":"a-cats-apology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=520","title":{"rendered":"A Cat&#8217;s Apology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Dear Dog,<\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint&#8230;<\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>Things here at the house are calmer now, and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.<\/P><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Cat_CatLaughingCoveringMouth_xlarge.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Cat_CatLaughingCoveringMouth_xlarge-300x228.jpeg\" alt=\"LOL\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-521\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><P>Best regards,<\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>The Cat<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Dog, I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint&#8230; Things here at the house are calmer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[322,336,528],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","tag-cat","tag-cats-vs-dogs","tag-dog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}