“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”
\n–Unknown<\/P><\/p>\n
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
\n–Anonymous<\/P><\/p>\n
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”
\n–Jeff Valdez<\/P><\/p>\n
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
\n–Ellen Perry Berkeley<\/P><\/p>\n
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
\n–Mary Bly<\/P><\/p>\n
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
\n–Joseph Wood Krutch<\/P><\/p>\n
“People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.”
\n –Faith Resnick<\/P><\/p>\n
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”
\n–Anonymous<\/P><\/p>\n
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
\n–Hippolyte Taine<\/P><\/p>\n
“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”
\n–Anonymous<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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